Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 24, 2018

Poor Whiny-Ass Trump

He's home alone and is feeling mightily sorry for himself!


"All alone" with the White House cooks, maids, butler, Secret Service detail and Marine guards. In Trump’s world, servants and security guards aren’t “people”. They are invisible to him.

Poor widdle thin-skinned Donald-- Alone because he scuttled a deal because Limbaugh, Ingrahm and Coulter (the Harpies of Fascism) were saying bad things about him.

Call the Whaabulance!

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

One has to assume that on some level he knows that with all of that money and power he could be having a better time of it.

-Doug in Oakland