Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 15, 2018

The Fix is Shaping Up For the Khashoggi Murder

President* Donald Trump is suggesting that “rogue killers” may be responsible for whatever happened to missing Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi.

Trump told reporters as he departed the White House en route to Florida Monday that he spoke by phone with Saudi Arabia’s King and that “The King firmly denied any knowledge” of the disappearance.

Trump says he doesn’t “want to get” into King Salman’s mind, but says, “it sounded to me like maybe these could have been rogue killers.”
Anyone who would buy that story is either a complete chucklehead or has been bought and paid for. Maybe both.

The idea that a "team of rouge killers", being fifteen Saudi officials who went to the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, tortured, killed and dismembered Khashoggi, and then flew out with his remains is laughable. Especially when one considers that Saudi Arabia is an absolute and despotic monarchy. I doubt very much that this was a "turbulent priest" killing.

Trump, though, is desperate to find a way out of this that doesn't involve the Saudis retaliating against his business interests, so he is grasping at feeble reeds.

6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Funny, exactly my thoughts when I saw the "rogue killers" line. The way Donnie reacts to this is likely to really bite us in the ass down the line, especially as he is now odds on favorite to be reelected.

dinthebeast said...

They have audio recordings of it from his Apple watch. But I guess those have been "fudged" like the Holt interview and are thus fake news.

-Doug in Oakland

The New York Crank said...

The Turks would be doing the world a favor if they'd release the Apple Watch recording. Let the whole world hear it — with subtitles for those of us who do not speak Arabic. Let the Saudis and Trump then go into the "fake recording" bit.

How many times can they get away with the same ridiculous excuse?

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

3383 said...

Okay, the King doesn't know.
Now ask Salman.

CenterPuke88 said...

I wonder just how much the “15 individuals” (tourists!?) suddenly started worrying once they heard the “rogue killers” theme? In such an open and law abiding country as Saudi Arabia, you gotta think the first thing that they did when that line was uttered was check behind them make themselves scarce.

w3ski said...

How heavy handed are they? They disappeared him in broad daylight from their embassy!
Not that it is unheard of in this age, but to show such disdain for normalcy?
Today I even read "it was an accident"???
Our tRump has loosed the bonds of many such devils.
The price is still to be paid by the civilised world.
w3ski