Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 1, 2018

Backgrounding Kavanaugh

There are reports that the White House has told the FBI to limit the people that they interviewed to Ford, Ramirez and Mark Judge. Maybe under pressure, Trump has allowed the FBI to interview everyone they may want to talk to.

So I don't know where this is going to go. On the other hand, Trump says that he's keeping an open mind. Which I'm pretty confident is a fucking lie.

I guess that getting on the Supreme Court is diferent. For in most job interviews I've ever heard of or sat in (from either side of the table), if the interview gets into discussing how much the applicant drank or whether or not the applicant sexually assaulted people, that interviewee was pretty much toast.

2 comments:

montag said...

When the Orange Humperdoo keeps an open mind it means whatever flows in flows right out again without leaving a mark

3383 said...

I was going to mention the hole through which his brains fell out, but same-same.