Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Meanwhile, in Texas

8 comments:

Slybrarian said...

That water sure is deep.

The New York Crank said...

I hope they shoot every lotter they can find, just so long as they leave us looters alone.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

dinthebeast said...

I only hope that they shoot better than they spell.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

I knew there was a faction of Texans who opposed the regressive nature of the Lottery system. I just don't want them shooting lotters because those are innocent hard-working people addicted to the dream of instant wealth at the expense of... oh, those guys are idiots who can't spell? Sigh. Nevermind.

Stewart Dean said...

+1 dinthebeast

CenterPuke88 said...

The "Master Race", Texas Chapter

Tod Germanica said...

Lotters wife looked back and turned to stone.

DTWND said...

Proud graduates of the Texas public school system, the one that denies actual science. Nothin bu reedin, rightin, and rithmatic!

Dale