Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Meanwhile, in Texas

8 comments:

Slybrarian said...

That water sure is deep.

The New York Crank said...

I hope they shoot every lotter they can find, just so long as they leave us looters alone.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

dinthebeast said...

I only hope that they shoot better than they spell.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

I knew there was a faction of Texans who opposed the regressive nature of the Lottery system. I just don't want them shooting lotters because those are innocent hard-working people addicted to the dream of instant wealth at the expense of... oh, those guys are idiots who can't spell? Sigh. Nevermind.

Stewart Dean said...

+1 dinthebeast

CenterPuke88 said...

The "Master Race", Texas Chapter

Tod Germanica said...

Lotters wife looked back and turned to stone.

DTWND said...

Proud graduates of the Texas public school system, the one that denies actual science. Nothin bu reedin, rightin, and rithmatic!

Dale