Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
When it rolled over us in the Bahamas last night and today, it was certainly for real.
Perhaps they can all board that Gulfstream-V and go and experience the non-storm up close and personal.
No, I'm not feeling nice about that.
Natural consequence of years of chanting about liberal media lies/bias. The classic example of that was the guy who told an interviewer that if Hillary won, the election was rigged, but if tRump won, the election was fair! If they thought they could get away with it, they would argue Obama's weather control created the hurricanes.
These are the same people that believe Newtown, CT was created overnight and populated with thousands of actors, a couple centuries of history, and a fresh, phony shooting story, and yet Obama somehow forgot to continue his master plan at seizing all the guns in the country despite fooling everybody into being sad.
(Because it's impossible that a loon with a gun could hurt anybody.)
I believe their key to deposing Obama once and for all is to go to the Florida beaches and hang out. Get video of the party. Have a great time.
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