Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Pass the Popcorn; Trump's Reputation Dept.

The Donald had his pet lawyers demand that the NY Times retract its story about him groping women because it hurts his reputation.

The response was a mix of "your reputation can't be damaged worse than your own admissions have done" and "go fuck yourself, see ya in court."

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

As for the popcorn, Kevin Drum ended a recent piece on the never-ending, every-further-exploding, sel-immolatiing DT with this sentence:
"There is not enough popcorn in the world for this movie." :)

Then Mr. LeBron nailed DT with the comment that what he said wasn't locker room talk, it was trash talk. True. Which maked DT rich white trash. :)

Comrade Misfit said...

Absent a win next month, I suspect that The Donald's downward trajectory has been charted. In five years or so, possibly less, he'll be worth less than 1% of his current net worth.

All he is is his band, his mouth. The name "Trump" was synonymous with a rich lifestyle. But now, "Trump" is a brand that is tied to racism and the foulest sort of misogyny. No savvy investor will put a nickel into one of his projects.

His house of cards is fraying.

Comrade Misfit said...

"His brand", not "band". Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1eA5bUzVjA

A lot of scorched after this is over.

BadTux said...

Trump has become someone that other Republican politicians talk around and pretend doesn't exist, like an unmentionable uncle carted off on a kiddie-porn rap just before Thanksgiving dinner.

Heh.

Except for Gooniani, of course. But Rudy Gooniani never had any clas to begin with.