Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 22, 2015

"Diaper Dave" is Done

Sen. David Vitter lost his bid to replace "Volcano Bobby" Jindal as the governor of Louisiana. And, in a little bit of pique, he announced that he'll not run again for his Senate job.
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3 comments:

Marc said...

I was sure he would win, in spite of his transgressions, just due to having a (R) next to his name on the ballot. Edwards is a conservadem, but at least 225,000 more people will have insurance when he takes office. That is a lot of 'healing the sick' type action those 'christian' (R)'s hate...

11/22/2015 9:59 PM
Mike R said...

Maybe they should try and join the WWE. What a pair of names Diaper Dave and Volcano Bobby. They would need masks of course.

11/23/2015 6:56 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Mike, I'd pay to watch that match!

11/23/2015 8:35 AM

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