Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 29, 2013

In a Binary World....

... this would be a low-mileage car:



Kind of torqued right now about the car, though. Turns out that there is a recall on it for something to do with the transmission. The recall was issued two years ago. Two years ago, the nearest Honda shop was ten miles away and there were four within 30 miles and, if I wanted to go hang with a friend, one was three miles from her house.

Nearest one here is sixty miles away, which kills the day flat. And I get to go hang around the frigging waiting room of the dealership for the duration.

1 comment:

LRod said...

I've used this tagline occasionally for years:

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world—those who understand binary, and those who don't"

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired