Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

The Poor CIA Is Having An Attack of the Vapors

The little dears are simply besides themselves, proclaiming that the movie "Zero Dark Thirty" is not realistic.

Wow. A Hollywood movie isn't realistic. Who would have ever thought?


Who'd have thought that the CIA would have expected anything that comes out of Hollywood to be realistic? Or maybe they really thought that the USS Nimitz went back in time.

1 comment:

Doug Alder said...

Hmmm seems to me their fit of vapors is probably a good sign that it's very realistic - particularly the torture parts.