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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Hey, Batter, Batter!

Suppose that a pitcher could throw a baseball at 90% of the speed of light.

What happens next might surprise you.

4 comments:

Mule Breath said...

All these may years I've been trying to get to first base, and I always get burned. Now I know why. It's the pitcher's fault.

Sarah said...

Amusing. I thought I'd be reading about time dilation or some such.

Here's a similar scenario from the viewpoint of the pitcher... or perhaps the viewpoint of the 0.9c ball... or perhaps from no viewpoint at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14

Fixer said...

As long as you get to first base. Heh ...

Cujo359 said...

All this time physicists have been messing around with magnetic bottles and lasers, and they could have just given Justin Verlander some steroids.