Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Most Hated Man in American History, According to the Conservatives....

... was able to persuade the North Koreans to release an American who was stupid enough to go into North Korea without official permission to do so.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

What little I know of this situation is pretty embarrassing, except for Jimmy doing that man a great service.

He walked over the border thinking he was going to convert souls, no doubt. He was going to evangelize. His movement would sweep the country. He'd be hailed as a conquering hero for god.

They quite correctly threw his ass in prison... where he no doubt had a lot of people he could communicate with and convert. Souls that presumably needed saving. But he had to get out as soon as he could. Coward.

tom said...

So a crazy American walks across the DMZ and lands in the gulag of a country that is NK

Look I don't think President Carter should have rescued that fellow,but President Carter is, well a saint...
(in a secular humanist sort of way to me) I visited the Carter Library in Atlanta once....felt I was in the presence of great good...

vilstef said...

Jimmy Carter is the only American I can think of with sufficient moral authority to get the guy out. If anyone else had tried, dollars to donuts they would've executed Mr Proselytizer just for pique.