Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Message by Turd

I have NASA TV up in another window as I type this, so I can watch Shuttle Atlantis land.

I picked up another load of canned cat food on my way home yesterday. My practice has been to buy a can or two of a different kind with the usual brand, to see if they like it. When I got home, I gave them that can.

They ate it.

Then George decided to show me that he was not amused. He dropped a turd in the living room. Then he dropped a turd in the bedroom. I found one on the dining room. The kicker was, when I went to take a shower, there was one in the bathtub.

I guess I'm not going to be buying any more of that brand!

2 comments:

BobG said...

Never could understand a cat being picky about its canned food. This is an animal that eats a dead mouse whole, and then licks its butt afterwards, and doesn't seem to mind at all. WTF?

Comrade Misfit said...

Such is the mystery of cats.