Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Things I know Are True

If your head is not in the game when you try to land or take off in a taildragger, the airplane will eat your lunch.

The gun does not care whether or not you really meant to pull the trigger.

DIMUS never lies, but it does not always tell the whole truth.

The sea and the sky are both unforgiving environments, but the sky will kill you a lot faster.

GPS is the greatest invention since the invention of the chronometer.

Nosewheels are for people who "drive" airplanes.

The sound of an aircraft radial engine is one of the best sounds, ever. The sound of a steam locomotive is another.

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