Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 6, 2007

Gutless Democrats

The Democrats gave Bush the new wiretap bill he asked for. As I understand it, all the Fibbies and the spooks have to do is tell the telcom companies that "we reasonably believe that this person is talking to targets overseas" and, just on the say-so of Forgetful Alberto or the Director of the Abwehr, er National Intelligence, the wiretap goes into place.

And we all know, of course, that none of those officials would lie or stretch the truth or willfully go beyonds the bounds of the law.

Except they have a record of doing so.

The Democratic party is full of Arlen Spector-type politicians, who talk a good game but, when it comes time to actually do something, roll over like a little puppy. The Democrats are so afraid of being called weak on national security that they give Bush everything he wants whenever he waves the bloody flag. The Democrats would much rather sell you, me and the Constitution up the river rather than have to take a stand on a hard issue.

There is a word for that: Cowardice.

I've got to go to work, now, but I'll revisit this topic. You can bet your ass on that.

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