Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, February 3, 2025

Delusional Donnie Fucks Up, Again

He ordered billions of gallons released from a reservoir to feed water to Southern California for fighting wildfires. Except that the water was in that reservoir for agrucultural use, it went into a dry lakebed that doesn't feed to SoCal.

Billions of gallons of water went to waste because the Moronic Felon wanted to turn on a nonexistent faucet.

Shades of injecting bleach to cure Covid.

Word.

The thing evangelicals may or may not understand is that at this point all decent people understand that they and their sick cult are the bad guys forever. The thing I know they don’t understand is that everyone is absolutely correct in that understanding.

Evangelicals enabled the rise of fascism in America. They are pushing bigotry. They burn and ban books.

Evangelicals are the bad guys. Like these guys.

Dear DNC, DNCC, DSCC and Every Other Democratic Political Fundraising Group

Don't bother texting me, emailing me, or sending me any fundraising emails. I will not give any of you one fucking dime until you show me that you're going to stand up and fight.

I've had enough of Vichy Democrats like Whitmer. The Orange Shitbag and the World's Richest Nazi are demolishing the country, trashing our relationships with our allies, crashing our economy and doing damage that will take a generation or more to repair and she wants to collaborate?

When dealing with authoritarians, there is collaboration, there is acquiesence, and there is resistance. The Criminal-in-chief hasn't asked for collaboration, but there is Whitmer, offering to help. She is bringing a white flag to a gunfight.

History never remembers kindly those to collaborate and acquiesence to tyrants.

Is Musk Working for China?

Staffers of the U.S. Agency for International Development were instructed to stay out of the agency’s Washington headquarters on Monday, according to a notice distributed to them, after billionaire Elon Musk announced President Donald Trump had agreed with him to shut the agency.

USAID staffers said they also tracked more than 600 employees who reported being locked out of the agency’s computer systems overnight. Those still in the system received emails saying that “at the direction of Agency leadership” the headquarters building “will be closed to Agency personnel on Monday, Feb. 3.”

USAID delivers aid around the world. They help in disaster relief, they work with the military to support civilians who are victims of natural disasters and wars. They are a major instrument of American soft power, willing hearts and minds by doing good.

You can bet heavily that the Chinese government is whispering in the ears of governments whose people receive help from USAID, thelling them: "The Americans are flightly and mercurial. We, on the other hand, will be here for you." Hopefully, the EU is giving the same message, but maybe not, as it has interna, Russian saboteurs to cripple their efforts.

Musk, therefore, may arguably be an agent of the Chinese so he can protect his car plant in the world's most populous country.

Meanwhile, Musk is using Trump to exact some revenge against his homeland for abolishing apartheid.

Somewhere, a Gas Station Awning is Waiting for These Guys

These are some of the child soldiers that King Elon is using to destroy the Federal government:


Remember who these kids are. They are not loyal to the United States, but to one man. They are Musk's computer brownshirts.

Ashka Bobba. Luke Farritor. Ethan Shaotran. Edward Coristine. Gauthier Cole Killian. Gavin Kliger.

Pay heed, kids. Justice (and Karma) doesn't forget. Your time to answer for your crimes will come.

UPDATE: They've been doxxed. The information is available elsewhere, but I'm not going to post it.

Sunday, February 2, 2025

A Joke That May Be True

Stolen from elsewhere:

Trump to Musk: Canada is mining and selling too many minerals.

Musk: What are you going to do?

Trump: Order tariffs to make them mine less.

Musk: *Mine fewer.

Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

Ah, the Irony

OpenAI is complaining that DeepSeek stole all of the data from OpenAI that OpenAI stole from everyone else.

No wonder Sam Altman wants to hang around with the bloated Felon: They're both thieves without a shred of self-awareness.

Your Sunday Morning Naval Air Noise

At a NAF:

Saturday, February 1, 2025

The Old Obese Felon's Tax Increase on You


The Bloated Orange Felon's new tariffs are going to cost American families roughly $1,000 a year.

In Susan Colllins's home state, 90% of the home heating oil is imported from Canada. That just got 10% more expensive, or more, if Canada decides to retaliate by imposing export duties. Pay more or get used to freezing in your homes is the Felon's message for Mainers.

Caturday

Old cats sleep a lot.