Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Spoiler Alert

Popular Mechanics was wrong. It only took one century.

Whether it was Edward Teller in 1959 or other studies in the 1980s, those fuckers have known all along what they were doing and they continued despoiling the planet for fun and money.

If your granddad or great granddad worked for them, consider going and spitting on his grave. The line to piss on Dick Cheney's should be monumental as things get worse.

And they will.

To everyone who voted for Trump knowing his hostility to renewable energy and his devotion to fossil fuels, I have one respectful entreaty:

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

My dad's dad died in an oil well accident in Oklahoma when my dad was still a kid, so he was part of the problem way back in the forties, but at least my dad got his family the fuck out of oil country before I was born, moved to California and worked for the forest service for 30 years.
My cousins, though, moved to Houston and worked in the oil industry, so fuck them.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

J4rh34d said...

There's an elephant in the room. Coal puts out 6 times as much carbon per year than oil. China is responsible for 55% of that coal consumption. India 23%.

Comrade Misfit said...

That is an excuse to do nothing.