Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 13, 2026

MAGA: Your Boy is Either a Blasphemer or is Mentally Unwell

He thinks that he's Jesus.

There has been some pushback from MAGA and he's deleted it. But the Internet doesn't forget.

He's deeply unwell. He needs some serious professional care, bless his heart.

7 comments:

Stewart Dean said...: ...ande according to the latest HCR, A minute after posting the image of himself as Jesus, Trump posted an image of a Trump tower on the moon.
Yessiree folks, the New Improved DJT, he slices (destroying civlizations), he dices (supplying the bombs that made the Gaza rubble bounce!, he lays on hands and brings the dead to live (if they buy the 1 million dollar Trump MasteroftheUniverse Card) and he first in real estate on the moon. Book your suite in the Luna Trump for 2030, coming soon. Golden Showers like you;ve never seen.
Have we had enough fun yet? Gawd, I tell you the winning makes my head spin....can't wait for $20/gallon home heating oil next winter and the wild cross-country three mile trips in my Diesel VW. I tell you 'Murca's never had it so good. Praise the Lord, he got elected, Divine Providence I tell you...
(Shut up Stewart, thanks enough); 4/13/2026 3:01 PM
Eck! said...: Drooler47 keeps slipping gears. Time to go.

Eck!; 4/13/2026 3:21 PM
dinthebeast said...: Cool, nail him up. Might be difficult with his tiny diseased hands, but I have faith that we can accomplish it.

-Doug in Sugar Pine; 4/13/2026 4:43 PM
Eck! said...: Is it me or is the great healer hovering over Epstein? Now that's ironic!

Eck!; 4/13/2026 7:39 PM
Pete said...: Luna Trump ... isn't that the name of his next wife?

Pete; 4/13/2026 11:01 PM
DGC said...: The guy came to the hospital for a colonoscopy. Trump's healing hand gave him a glioblastoma.; 4/14/2026 6:51 AM
sixbears said...: That would be Dr. Jesus.; 4/15/2026 1:31 PM