Cadet Bone Spurs Isn't Afraid of Getting Other People's Kids Killed

Donald Trump is openly entertaining the possibility of putting boots on the ground in Iran.

Speaking with reporters at the White House Tuesday beside Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin, Trump sluggishly claimed that he wouldn’t be afraid to put the lives of American soldiers at risk in order to continue his nonsensical war.

“The Iranian regime has told Sky News that if you put boots on the ground in Iran, it would be another Vietnam. Are you afraid of that?” asked a journalist.

“No, I’m not afraid of—I’m really not afraid of anything,” Trump said.

But he sure was afraid sixty years ago when his dad allegedly paid a doctor to write a letter claiming Trump had bone spurs, so he wouldn't get drafted into the OG Vietnam War.

You can bet your farm and the minerals underneath that none of Trump's relatives will ever wear a military uniform, let alone be shot at in any of his stupid wars.