Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 5, 2026

Our Petulant Mob Boss-in-Chief (Updated)

The reason that The Demented Sundowner didn't turn to the candidate that Maduro stole the last election from to install as president of Venezuela was...wait for it...she had the temerity to accept the Nobel Peace Prize that the Orange Toddler believes should have been his. And like any other case of Trumpist butthurt, he prizes and nourishies this grievance.

I wish that was a joke. It's not.

President Donald Trump sidelined Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado as an interim replacement to Nicolás Maduro because she committed the “ultimate sin” of accepting the Nobel Peace Prize instead of demanding it be given to him, according to the claims of White House insiders.

Petty and infantile are the Senile Baby's most defining characteristics. Right now, he's playing with his shiny new toy of regime change and is mulling over what country will be the next victim of Operation Epstein Distraction, Chapter Dos.

Apparently there are discussions in the White House about giving Chief Assistant Racist Pee-Wee German a role in Venezuela, because everybody knows how much he adores Latinos.

ETA: MTG's seeming to get to the nub of the matter.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

That oh Shit moment. MTG woke up and realized the con. It will be
better when more of MAGA wakes up and realizes the con.

Eck!

BadTux said...

That said, installing a Blanco at U.S. government gunpoint would not likely have gone over well with the Indio majority in Venezuela. It would have just been more fodder in the civil war between the Blancos and the Indios that have torn Venezuela apart over the past 25 years and resulted in the worst refugee crisis in South American history, one that has destabilized the whole continent and led to right wing governments in multiple countries as they attempt to deal with the crisis.

Comrade Misfit said...

That may be true, BadTux, but that requires a level of understanding and local knowledge that is far above the abilities of the Trump Administration. He's got a petulance-driven OS.