Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

The (Trumpy) Kennedy Center Fail

These two sentences have to be the funniest non-humor news story in awhile:

[T]he Kennedy Center was forced to cancel its annual Christmas Eve Jazz Jam due to what [Trump-appointed Kennedy Center President Richard] Grenell described as “dismal ticket sales.” The concert was free.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

3 comments:

JustMusing said...

So what happens when the TOFF drives it into bankruptcy?

CenterPuke88 said...

Amusingly the Congress funds building maintenance and operations, but programming must be funded by private funds. So Corporations friendly to the current Reich, er, Administration, will have to step up.

dan gerene said...

He was blaming Chuck Redd for cancelling calling it a political stunt. As art should have no politics involved. Plus threatening to trump him, I mean sue him for lost income. That is a boxcar and a half of irony coming from a political appointee.