Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, November 2, 2025

Whiskey Pete is a Serious Piece of Shit

The War Department showed off photos of War Secretary Pete Hegseth working out with U.S. troops stationed in Malaysia, vowing America's soldiers will be "fit, not fat."

"Secretary Hegseth joined our warriors for morning PT in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia," the DOW's rapid response account wrote on X. "From the top down, we will be FIT, NOT FAT!
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In a sane world, it would not matter a fucking whit whether or not SecDef can run four miles with a full pack or is so obese that he has to be moved with a forklift. The job is to run the bureaucracy of the world's most powerful military. Nowhere in that is a need to be fit enough to go on a combat patrol.

Hegseth is coming across as a stereotypical low-ability military leader who only understands one aspect of his job and hammers that to the exclusion of everything else. You could grab an E-7/9 or an O-3/6 out of the ranks at any unit and that person would have a 75% or better chance at being a better SecDef than this alcohol-infused loser.

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