Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, September 8, 2025

Your Orange God is a Creep and a Perv

His oft-denied birthday letter to Epstein was released:

Sure looks like his signature. And he may have committed perjury.

8 comments:

dan gerene said...

That's the only drawing Trump ever made and it shows the shape of the new hotel pool with a couple of curved pool noodles in it.
From the training manual for the Trump Defense Squad (or Squat) or TDS for short.

Eck! said...

I always thought TDS was Tell Dem Shit.

Eck!

B said...

So was Clinton, but I don't hear you announcing that..... He wrote a similar birthday note. He also denied it.

Comrade Misfit said...

Clinton’s been out of office for 24 years. Your guy is president. I should not have to explain the different relevancies to you.

You’d think that after 24 years, you’d be over your case of CDS.

CenterPuke88 said...

Funny, but Clinton’s note lacked the suggestive doodle and very suggestive comment.

B said...

Unlike Bill, Donnie never went to the Island....

Comrade Misfit said...

Again, B, because you seem to be a little slow on the uptake: Clinton's been out of office for 24 years. Your guy is in office. If you can't understand the distinction, then you have a serious problem.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Clinton was getting hummers on my nickel. Here's the birthday book if you are looking for names and places https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/26086390-jeffey-epstein-50th-birthday-book/#document/p1