Department of War? (and more)

So we're going to spend billions of dollars to change all the names, the signs, publications, and everything else to "the Department of War", all to assuage the wounded egos of Cadet Bone Spurs the Draft Dodger and Secretary Kegstand? And it's not even legal, Cabinet Departments and their names are doen by legislation.

Meanwhile, the Asset is cutting security assistance to those countries that would be the first to be invaded by his boss should Russia start another war of conquest. In this, he is clearly doing Putin's bidding. Putin's getting a lot for his inveestment.

One would think with President Demento, Discount Goebbels and the Puppy-Slayer deporting undocumented workers, that there would be more jobs available. But guess not. DLS reported the worst jobs report since the first time we were inflicted with the Fuhrer of Orange as President. The plain truth is that, given the constant uncertainty of what the Tangerine Mental Case is doing on a day-to-day basis, companies are loath to hire people they may have to lay off after they're eligible to collect unemployment.

Also, this is an argument for the first thing we should do is take guns away from straight white men:

Because you guys are clearly the ones who are the most dangerous.

And don't forget: