Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, September 6, 2025

Department of War? (and more)

So we're going to spend billions of dollars to change all the names, the signs, publications, and everything else to "the Department of War", all to assuage the wounded egos of Cadet Bone Spurs the Draft Dodger and Secretary Kegstand? And it's not even legal, Cabinet Departments and their names are doen by legislation.

Meanwhile, the Asset is cutting security assistance to those countries that would be the first to be invaded by his boss should Russia start another war of conquest. In this, he is clearly doing Putin's bidding. Putin's getting a lot for his inveestment.

One would think with President Demento, Discount Goebbels and the Puppy-Slayer deporting undocumented workers, that there would be more jobs available. But guess not. DLS reported the worst jobs report since the first time we were inflicted with the Fuhrer of Orange as President. The plain truth is that, given the constant uncertainty of what the Tangerine Mental Case is doing on a day-to-day basis, companies are loath to hire people they may have to lay off after they're eligible to collect unemployment.

Also, this is an argument for the first thing we should do is take guns away from straight white men:

Because you guys are clearly the ones who are the most dangerous.

And don't forget:

5 comments:

B said...

Trans people ^per capita^ commit 1000X more murders than white men or any other segment of society.

You kinda forgot that part when you used absolute numbers.

Comrade Misfit said...
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Comrade Misfit said...

Have you forgotten that far right men commit more mass murderers and hate crimes than any other group, so the point that when DHS was tracking groups most likely to commit hate crimes, Republicans made them stop?

CenterPuke88 said...

Dear B, let’s try a little math, shall we? 2.8 million Americans identify as transgender (Williams Institute study). Current United States population is 340.1 million (Census.gov). White male population is estimated at 31% of the U.S. population (Washington Post), and thus is about 105.4 million (math). There were 8,842 white murder offenders in the U.S. in 2023 (FBI), out of 21,450 total offenders (FBI). In 2019, 88% of the murder offenders were male (FBI). This gives us about 7,781/105,000,000 or 1 white male murderer per 13,494 white males.

So, to conduct murders at 1000x the rate of white men, we’d need 1 murder per 13.5 trans persons…or 2,800,000/13.5 for a total of 207,407 murderous trans persons per year.

That’s how you document, B, now, let’s see you explain how the U.S. murder rate is actually apparently around 11 times the currently reported rate, and where all the extra bodies are stored. It is below a pizza parlor…Epstein’s island…FEMA tunnels under closed Walmarts…shipped in IKEA flat packs or maybe via Wayfair…do tell, B, do tell.

B, if you have an ounce of shame or wish to retain any credibility (probably too late here), it’s time to admit you simply made that shit up.

DTWND said...

Thanks for the information with sources CP.
Sometimes factual information doesn’t line up with the way you feelz, does it B.

Dale