Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 25, 2025

Cracker Barrel, Get a Grip

Cracker Barrel was founded in September of 1969. In other words, after men had already walked on the Moon.

So don't tell me that it's some iconic, classic outfit.

But it's fun to see the MAGAidiots twist themselves into knots.
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dan gerene said...

I ate in a couple while traveling. Good for breakfast if you want to load up and maybe skip lunch. The dinners seemed to be "down home" heart attacks on a plate. The dinner's main ingredients seem to consist of either cheese or lard.

8/26/2025 6:37 AM

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