A guy keeps going to the newsagent: he scans the headlines and then leaves.
The newsagent sees him do this a few days in a row and finds it to be strange behavior, so one day he asks him:
“Comrade, what are you doing? Can I help you?”
“Thank you, comrade, but I’m only interested in the obituaries.”
“But comrade, the obituaries are at the back!”
“Not the ones I am looking for.”
Meanwhile, Jake Tapper has been asleep at the switch, if you know what I mean.
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