Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 12, 2024

Mooching These Down, Here












3 comments:

Boots Mom said...

Comrade, you outdid yourself with these "Down Here" pics !!

That first one with the lil young one & his christmas morning opening gift of a tesla is GRADE A !!! Also, loved the christmas mrning of mary & the baby jesus with the crucifix scene behind the happy family !!
Where do you find these, My Friend,????

DWW said...

I’ve worked extensively with the EV engineering team at one of the Big 3… #1 made me legitimately laugh out loud.
Through the year long testing sequence every conference call ended in “You’re sure you’re parking the mule outside and away from any structures, right?”

dan gerene said...

An electric car fire is hard to put out and is be a big concern. Remember When cell phones and laptops were becoming extremely popular all the stories about cell phones lighting up in people's pockets? Don't hear them anymore.
But when my, still under warranty laptop was acting up, i mailed it to Gateway and the P.O. said that it had to go by truck, couldn't use a prepaid P.O. shipping box that goes by air, so it cost me extra to ship. Since it was a battery problem i didn't want to be responsible and not say anything about the kind of battery inside. Musk is now showing himself to possibly being more dangerous than his vehicles. Pulling trump's strings along with Putin.