Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 20, 2024

Imagine Soros

Imagine if George Soros was running around, standing by their side, publicly opining on congressional bills, pouring nine-figure amounts into American pilitical campaign and funding other nation's parties.

Republicans would be having a cow. It wouold get 24/7 coverage on Fox. The Right would be diving into full-on classic antsemetic tropes.

But Musk buys the GOP to the point that he is openly telling Trump and the congressional republicans what to do and the Right is fine with that. And now he's trying to do the same in Germany, Britain and Canada.

Musk sees himself as a 21st Century Hitler, but he's going to build his empire with moeny, not armies.

All hail Elon the Purchaser!

1 comment:

Frank Wilhoit said...

Musk will very soon run up against the cold, hard fact that the things he really wants to buy can only be bought with real (liquid) money, and he hasn't got much of that -- more than Trump has ever had, but still not much. No asset should ever be "valued" at more than it would bring at immediate unreserved auction.