Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 26, 2024

The Reverse Midas Touch of the TOFF


Everything he touches turns to shit.
Posted by on or about 21:52
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3 comments:

Leanna said...

Could it be that some of that shit in the form of E.coli got into the onions?

10/27/2024 3:32 AM
dan gerene said...

In all fairness the E-coli Berders didn't help their numbers much. So I'm sure the 29,000 people that got fries from Trump aren't worried. They might be immune since they have been eating his shit for ten years now.

10/27/2024 5:21 AM
Eck! said...

Unlike boing-boing McD took action.... then invited dumpf, fatal.

Eck!

10/27/2024 1:23 PM

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