Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 15, 2024

JD Vance Admits That He Tells Lies

In a stunning admission, the Republican vice-presidential candidate, JD Vance, said he was willing “to create stories” on the campaign trail while defending his spreading false, racist rumors of pets being abducted and eaten in a town in his home state of Ohio.

Vance’s remarks came during an appearance on Sunday on CNN’s State of the Union, where he said he felt the need “to create stories so that the … media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people”.

Asked by the CNN host Dana Bash whether the false rumors centering on Springfield, Ohio, were “a story that you created”, Vance replied, “Yes!”

So there we have it: Vance lies and he admits to lying. You can't believe a word he says about anything, which makes him a perfect running mate for Felon^34.

Pete Buttigieg has the right of it:

Sick as it sounds, the COFF and the Sofaphile would rather us talk about their fake stories than things like abortion, voting rights and so on. They'd rather we talk about whether or not Cadet Bone Spurs is cheating, again, on his wife.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

The party of pants fires, RQP and social trash.

Loomer had a spiel up claming Harris slept her way to the top and
look at that shes actually doing that..

Rude crude and socially unacceptable even in low places, they whole damn bunch.

Eck!


Richard said...

JD Vance has nothing to say about the suffering of the American people. He is only making it worse.

w3ski said...

Everybody knows politicians lie, no news there. But, this guy says it out front. Amazing to see a pol actually admit they are lying scum. Now to vote for Kamala.
w3ski