Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 9, 2024

Trump is Losing His Shit, People

This is Willie Brown:

And this is Jerry Brown:

I submit that it would be pretty hard to confuse the two men. You have to know, don't you, that if Biden had confused the two, that the media and the Republicans would be all over it like J.D. Vance on a couch. Not to mention making up a story about a near-crash with in a helicopter. Any flight with Trump in a helicopter in 2018 would have been in one of the executive-grade helicopters, like Army One or Marine One, and any problems with the flight would have been all over the news for days on end.

Donnie's losing his shit. He took more than a week off from a campaign that is very close and then he appears in a state that isn't up for grabs.

And do the NYT or the WaPo remark on that? Not bloody likely.

10 comments:

Eck! said...

IT may simply be that after 30,000++ lies he can't keep them all straight.
Or it could be his old age.

Eck!

Ten Bears said...

Not defending him but ... as jumbled up his mind is and the way things come out that are clearly snippets of stuff remembered though not in any context or entirety. I wonder what kind of helo he, Jerry Brown and the newcomer were flying in? A single-engine Huey? Or a more appropriate, larger, more up-to-date double or triple engine? A Marine Corp One, an S61P; or a 71/91? Super Puma? He could have overheard someone call a Huey a crash-buggy and asked why, and somehow down through the years that's leaking out

Some people are just afraid of helos ... as they should be

Ed Baptist said...

All those brown people look alike to him.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

And we have September 10th for all of the marbles. What's good for the goose is good for the gander....

dinthebeast said...

If that is the event I'm remembering, what I most remember about it was the look on Jerry Brown's face when Fergus suggested raking the forest floor...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

DGC said...

"The big, tall, handsome pilot came to me with tears in his eyes, he said, 'Sir, we're going down' I immediately rushed the cockpit and took control landing in the only patch of nice, soft, beautiful grass within several hundred miles."

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't know how one debates him. He lies all the time in a Gish Gallop (or Trumpian Trot). Do you attack each lie or point out that every word out of his mouth is a lie, including the articles and conjunctions?

The only thing he tells the truth about is what he wants to do in a second term. And that is horrifying in itself.

Boots Mom said...

Poor Sir TOFF, always wanted to be a Hero, a Good Guy. However,, it was NEVER gonna happen. Not in his DNA. Maybe he dreams stuff. In his mind, he can be all he dreams. BOO HOO ! Please keep talkin' Asshole.

Dark Avenger said...

Welp, Ten Bears, it was apparently a crash land that happened in Jersey with another African-American politician: https://www.upi.com/amp/Top_News/US/2024/08/09/Trump-helicopter-crash-story-refuted-those-cited-tale/8511723230850/

Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, in 1990. That politician didn’t know who Kamala Harris was, probably because she worked in Northern California (not Southern California, where he was from), and she had just graduated law school the year before.

So he still has lost his shit.