Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 19, 2024

The TOFF Weirdly Veers into Utter Delusion

“I am much better looking than her,” Trump told supporters at a rally in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. “I’m a better-looking person than Kamala.”


He's fucking nuts, people. He's old, he's ugly, he talks funny and, more and more, he's delusional.

He's just weird as all getout.

5 comments:

Andolphus Grey said...

He gives weird a bad name.

Eck! said...

Ugly nucking Futz!
Narcissism befalls him and his mirror lies, just like him.

Eck!

Sikhandtake said...

That Photoshop ? AI ? Makes him look juuust Divine. Give him a spoon!

Richard said...

You think he is weird!? What about those cultists? You know, the ones who follow him around wearing diapers or gauze on their ears, or little plastic cups? Weird ain't even in the description. Living with these MAGAts is like living with an addict, only worse.

Comrade Misfit said...

Are you serious? People are doing that?