Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
4 comments:
You wouldn't be alone, ma'am.
He deserves the assault of 1000 cuts, he does not deserve death.
Eck!
Poor Belgium. She is always the orphan. A dumping ground for greater egos. Every once in a while she will spawn a monster.
Mr. Belgium: Hey, why am I Mr. Belgium?
Joe : Because you're Flemish, alright?
Mr. Belgium : Why can't we pick our own countries?
Joe : No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Germany but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Belgium . Be thankful you're not Mr. Andorra.
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