Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 10, 2024

Yep, Demented Donnie is Losing His Shit

ETA: Demented Donnie apparently still thinks Biden is running for re-election. Or if he talks enough about it, it'll happen. He's just weird.

The politicians the TOFF mentioned said that the helicopter ride didn't happen.

But there was a bad helicopter ride with a different Black politician, Nate Holden, in 1990. Mr. Holden is tall (Willie Brown is short) and Mr. Holden didn't know Kamala Harris. At the time, Vice President Harris was a year or less out of law school and was working as a junior prosecutor in San Francisco. Mr. Holden is from Los Angeles.

So, in short, Trump is either suffering from dementia and making shit up, or he's lying though his teeth, as he normally does.

2 comments:

montag said...

I go with dementia. Not once did he describe how he pulled the pilot out of his seat then sat down and personally guided the helo to safety.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I'm modeling delusion for now. Sept. 10 could be interesting.