Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 12, 2024

The Trump-Trot (or Gish Gallop)

At Demented Donnie's presser last week, he told 162 lies in 64 minutes. That is close to three fibs a minute, a lie every 23 seconds.

It really is no exaggeration to say that every word that Donald Trump says is a lie, including the articles and conjunctions. He can't not lie about anything and everything. No wonder his lawyers won't let him take the stand; he'd talk himself into multiple perjury charges in a few minutes.

All he does is:

He's just not right in the head, bless his heart.

Meanwhile, he's flying around on Jeffry Epstein's old Gulfstream. Snark seems superfluous.
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Sikhandtake said...

"Meanwhile, he's flying around on Jeffry Epstein's old Gulfstream." Now *theres* a set of seat cushions that need a (forensic) sniff test.

8/13/2024 1:25 AM

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