Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 8, 2024

Is the COFF Ill?

Apparently, Low-Energy-Donnie is only doing one rally this week in Montana. That's kind of unlike him, but guess what? The press is ignoring that, too.

Is there even a shred of doubt that Montana won't go for the Felon of Queens? Holding a Trump rally in Montana is about as safe a bet as Kim Jong-un making an appearance in Pyongyang.

If Biden was still in the race, and he wasn't making any campaign appearances, the press would be all over it. But they're ignoring Trump's disappearance from the trail.

It is hard to escape the conclusion that the rich motherfuckers who own the major newspapers have put a thumb on the scales. They'll happily ruin the country if they get a tax break out of it.

1 comment:

JustMusing said...

If we go by his press conference at Mar-a-Lardo today, definitely yes to very