Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 1, 2024

Sclumpfing These Down, Here









I would argue that they’re not really making a mistake.

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Just last summer I painted one of those old Frigidaires white to match my kitchen remodel ...

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I bought a used KitchenAid circa 1979 and scrapped it around 2004. Went from MKE to Savannah and Greensboro. Had to replace the defrost timer in MKE. A real simple procedure you could do from the back of unit. Try to fix anything today. Hidden somewhere in your current unit is tech sheet that will tell how to change your programming.

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dan gerene said...

In 53 years of home ownership I have only had two kitchen refrigerators. And the first one was bought used.

Comrade Misfit said...

The same people who wrecked the appliance makers now run Boeing.