Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 1, 2024

Sclumpfing These Down, Here









I would argue that they’re not really making a mistake.

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Just last summer I painted one of those old Frigidaires white to match my kitchen remodel ...

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I bought a used KitchenAid circa 1979 and scrapped it around 2004. Went from MKE to Savannah and Greensboro. Had to replace the defrost timer in MKE. A real simple procedure you could do from the back of unit. Try to fix anything today. Hidden somewhere in your current unit is tech sheet that will tell how to change your programming.

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dan gerene said...

In 53 years of home ownership I have only had two kitchen refrigerators. And the first one was bought used.

Comrade Misfit said...

The same people who wrecked the appliance makers now run Boeing.