Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 7, 2024

It Was Just After Dawn When the Truck Overturned on the Highway to Mystic, CT, Carrying Eighty Thousand Pounds of Oranges

OK, it doesn't fit as well as last winter's crash.

Old Mystic Fire Chief Ken Richards said a tractor trailer carrying an estimated 80,000 pounds, or 40 tons of oranges, overturned early Tuesday on Interstate 95 northbound between the Allyn Street overpass and the [Mystic Harbor] scenic overlook.

Richards said his firefighters arrived a little after 4 a.m. to find a tractor trailer had flipped on its side, with the front of the truck still on the highway and the trailer on the other side of the crushed guardrail. He estimated the truck took out about 250 feet of guardrail in the area between exit 88 and 90
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The driver had minor injuries; the oranges are all right. So they'll get to Boston, on wherever they were headed.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

Brings to mind...

Thirty thousand pounds...
Of mashed bananas.
--Harry Chapin

Eck!

M. Bouffant said...

Getting closer to the Firesign Theatre every time.

Ten Bears said...

Had to click through, hoping to see it hanging from a bridge or something but noooo ... just some few seconds of a trailer tipped over and a non-descript tv personality who really should have spent that implant money on a class in public speaking

At first I thought maybe you were sharing an opening chapter of a new book ...