Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 25, 2023

Country Music Question

Am I the only person who wonders if “Rich Men North of Richmond“ could be shortened to “Jews“?

7 comments:

Richard said...

Well, now that you mention it, you are not the only one. It is such a stupid song. 100% bullshit.

Uncle Jeffy said...

That video is the worst mask for flat-out grievance caterwauling I've ever seen (and that takes the TOFF's whines into consideration).

Uncle Jeffy said...

That song is the worst example of grievance caterwauling I've ever seen or heard - and that includes the TOFF's whines.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Raking 40K a day and no record label to chisel him. The better grift?

dinthebeast said...

Apparently the meathead who sings it is pissed that Fergus used it, and said "Those are the people I wrote it about" so he's either scared or stupid or both.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

After reading the lyrics it seems just like the typical conservative-MAGA mantra. "How come the government is taking care of all those "others" while I can't get the success in life that I am entitled to." Complains about their pay but hate unions. Complain about government regulations but "How come the government doesn't fix or stop this. There oughta be a law"." "I'm the victim here". "Those people are getting fat on food stamps and my disability check for my ingrown toenail is late." Blaming everyone but themselves.

CenterPuke88 said...

Dan, I’d say more small government Conservative than MAGA. Welfare’s OK if it’s limited and gets people off it kinda thing, too many on it too long.