Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Plotzing These Down, Here

So I went a little nuts, today. The first two are addtions to all of the rest:

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...: Bear's got good chi ...; 3/29/2022 2:19 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: Made my day!; 3/29/2022 5:55 PM
ac2usn said...: Needed the laugh, thanks
.; 3/29/2022 6:19 PM
w3ski said...: We have Bears, well, one big one anyway and hummingbird feeders. I pray he never learns about them, he makes enough of a mess with just the trash.
w3ski; 3/30/2022 11:23 AM
Doug T. said...: Excellent collection today and a perfect ending to cap it off.; 3/30/2022 11:26 AM

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