Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 16, 2021

Tucker Carlson Has The. Most. Punchable. Face. on. Television.
Prove Me Wrong.

I'm not advocating violence against the various imbeciles on television.

But if there was an election to see who would get punched. Tucker's got my vote.

7 comments:

M. Bouffant said...: Even w/o the silly bow-tie he is still eminently punchable.; 10/16/2021 8:39 PM
JustMusing said...: Tucker reminds me of an inflatable clown I got as a kid. I would punch it and, on the rebound, practice my left hook. Tucker wouldn't be getting back up though.; 10/16/2021 10:55 PM
Ten Bears said...: I just want to know if he's still fucking his daughter ...; 10/16/2021 11:18 PM
seafury said...: My religulous pop in law, watches him religulously. then its on to OAN; 10/17/2021 10:37 AM
Eck! said...: Minister to the mindless, idiots, and social misfits..

Remember its not information or news, its infotainment.

Eck!; 10/17/2021 12:17 PM
dinthebeast said...: I agree, unless Rand Paul happens to be on TV.

-Doug in Sugar Pine; 10/18/2021 1:40 AM
John Gall said...: He's been on my punch list for a long time.; 10/19/2021 6:10 PM