Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 28, 2021

Caturday

Chip, staying frosty:

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3 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

With devil ears? WHAT DID YOU DO?!

8/28/2021 12:33 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I shifted in order to take the photo. He didn't care for that.

8/28/2021 3:12 PM
deadstick said...

Hi --
This is Ralph's widow posting under his account which I just ran into. I am sad to tell you that Ralph died back in January. We have finally scheduled a Memorial Gathering and Celebration of Life for him at the Owl Canyon Gliderport. Details are below. We don't expect anyone from out of town to risk their health by coming but anyone who is in the area anyway is welcome to attend. Details are below. There's lots of space to socially distance. Guidelines suggest that sharing food is not to dangerous but it's better if people bring their own paper plate and cups and forks etc. We'll have extra just in case. If you have any questions, I am available at toroandbruin@yahoo.com or by cell.

Margaret (Peggy) Jones
toroandbruin@yahoo.com (303-919-3213)


Ralph Noble Jones
Memorial Gathering and Celebration of Life

To be held at Owl Canyon Gliderport
4598 Hackamore Rd, Wellington, CO 80549

On September 11, 2021

Potluck picnic from 11AM to 12:30 PM

Airplane takeoff and scattering of ashes starts at 1:00 PM.

We plan to gather outside in front of the clubhouse,(on the side facing the runway). However, the clubhouse as well as the hangar, provides space in which to shelter if it rains.

Since the gliderport can be dusty or muddy, dress is definitely casual. Also, you will want to bring a sun hat.

Bring food and drink to share or to just eat, yourself, if you prefer to isolate more due to Covid.

Covid guidelines for potlucks suggest that sharing food is relatively safe but that everyone bring their own paper plates, cups, napkins and utensils. We'll have extra just in case.

We will follow the State of Colorado and Larimer County Covid guidelines, however they stand on September 11. We expect that guidelines will tighten up again this fall but will not have changed much as of mid September.

Due to construction on I-70 this summer, driving time from the center of Denver to Owl Canyon has sometimes been closer to 2 hours rather than the usual 1-1/2 hours. In September, please consult Google Maps for current information.

8/29/2021 2:42 PM

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