Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 3, 2021

Not an Article from The Onion

The LAPD blew up its own bomb truck.

It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between fact and satire.
Posted by on or about 09:17
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2 comments:

w3ski said...

My wife says they were setting it off in the trailer, but I can't find that. It seems to have been some sort of accidental ignition as far as I can see.
Good thing it wasn't a shrapnel-filled bomb.
Maybe they need to rethink those trailers a bit.
I wonder how many had to change their shorts afterward?
w3ski

7/03/2021 10:49 AM
Unknown said...

Driving through a residential area, with explosives is not very responsible.

7/04/2021 12:29 AM

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