Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 14, 2020

Caturday, Guest Critters Ed.

From over a dozen years ago, the Budweiser Clydesdales make a wintertime appearance:
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Deadstick said...

They made an appearance at my local big-box boozeria some years back. Very busy intersection in Aurora CO, during rush hour. They made a lap out of the lot, around the corner and back in, Budweiser jingle crashing out of speakers, with drivers cutting them not a shred of slack...one shitbrain actually drove up to them and honked. Still, those big dudes just sucked it up and plodded on, shaking the ground with each footfall.

Through it all, the dog sat quietly on the seat...and when they packed up, a guy picked him up and carried him to a truck still in a sitting position, lazily looking from side to side. I hate to think what that poor dog was doped up with.

11/14/2020 9:09 AM

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