Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Scrubbed

SpaceX Crew Dragon launch is scrubbed for today. Next launch window is this Saturday at 3:22 EDT.

Any bets on how long it will be before some Trumpanzees start claiming that the launch was scrubbed because Trump went to Cape Kennedy to watch it?
Posted by on or about 16:24
Labels:

1 comment:

Eck! said...

3. 2. 1. Whaaaaa! I didn't get my launch.

Personally I'd love it if DrmupF showed up for another abort.

I am however thrilled that SpaceX/NASA is working to the safe side.


Eck!

5/27/2020 7:14 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)