Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Pandemic Humor



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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

HEY....I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT! LOL!!

I have been cutting my own hair for years. A military style "High & Tight" is easy with an electric clipper and two mirrors. Twenty minutes or so and you're lookin' sharp!

4/02/2020 10:07 AM
J4rh34d said...

I'm of an age where I can only do the "tight" part, using a beard trimmer. I've done the "high" part with just a wash cloth for decades.

4/02/2020 10:42 AM
Stewart Dean said...

Who knew the ante-bellum South had hovercraft? That's how Scarlett moved so gracefully!

4/02/2020 11:40 AM
Ten Bears said...

I can't even begin to count how many years it's been since I cut my hair.

I'll be just as ugly after 🙄

4/02/2020 12:17 PM

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