Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 20, 2020

As Trump's Trial Looms...

Posted by on or about 11:24
Labels:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Senator With Conviction: "Your Honor, I make a motion to dismiss on the grounds that there are no actual criminal charges listed in the Articles of Impeachment"

Justice Roberts (after finding his missing gonads): "The motion is granted."

Since no such creatures actually exist, no one knows what will really happen.

1/20/2020 12:10 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

I think your misspelt....it’s a Senator with future convictions.

As for the Vhief Justice, if he finds his gonads, Donnie’s in a world of hurt.

1/20/2020 6:43 PM
dinthebeast said...

So apparently McConnell's proposed rules were an opening bid and he's backed off to the position he really wanted in the first place.
The day when that rat bastard loses his majority will be a good day indeed.

-Doug in Oakland

1/21/2020 3:38 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)