Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Idiots With Guns; Instructor Ed.

I think you may be able to watch this video without signing on to the Book of Evil.

It is gobsmackingly stupid.

10 comments:

Deadstick said...: What the frell?; 4/20/2019 2:28 PM
0_0 said...: I hope they at least used blanks. That would be less stupid.; 4/20/2019 3:07 PM
Deadstick said...: 0_0, I'm fairly certain I'm seeing recoil and slide action.; 4/20/2019 4:48 PM
re the paragon said...: But I'm not seeing any new holes appear in the targets. They might just be really bad shots though, judging by the incompetence of the instructor.; 4/20/2019 5:33 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: I’d be so tempted...; 4/20/2019 6:30 PM
0_0 said...: Blanks can work actions, according to Hollyeood.

I couldn't tell if the targets were being hit.; 4/20/2019 11:51 PM
The New York Crank said...: Need work? I hear the Policia Civil may have an opening soon for a pistol range trainer.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank; 4/21/2019 12:04 AM
Leo Knight said...: All it needs is "Yakety Sax" as the soundtrack.; 4/21/2019 6:33 AM
CenterPuke88 said...: Looked over the can blanks cycle actions collect by Google and it does seem reasonable that the weapons were perhaps modified to cycle with blanks, either with a physical modification or a non-distinctive BFA. I did notice some brass flying a significant distance thou, so IDK. Regardless, one of the stupidest things I’ve seen on the range in quite some time.; 4/21/2019 9:49 AM
Deadstick said...: And sometimes blanks aren't blanks. Just ask Brandon Lee -- oops, too late.; 4/21/2019 10:50 AM