Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

"How Stupid Can You Be" is Not a Contest, People

Interstate 95 has reopened after a crane took down power lines and closed the highway in both directions between exits 87 and 88.
And
State police are planning two shutdowns of both sides of Interstate 95 between exits 87 and 88 so crews can replace two hefty cable lines a crane accidentally tore down Tuesday morning.
Word earlier was that the crane was repositioning along the highway with the fucking boom up.

I guess that's what insurance is for. But sometimes, I wonder if it wouldn't be nice if the site foremen were given Makarovs.

4 comments:

montag said...

Not unusual although the unlowered dump body is more often the culprit.

CenterPuke88 said...

Perhaps requiring a conductive connection to the crane boom on the crane operator’s head, and a grounding lead attached to his foot, would improve their performance?

Lawrence said...

Makarovs? Not everybody likes canned fish, you know.

Comrade Misfit said...

Not mackarels. Makarovs.